.: Theory Of The Day :.

My brother's theory on Tammie & Kevin (my two cousins). Absolutely funny, in a very lame sorta way.

Facebook message on Tammie's wall post*

BEN : Tammie I heard that you have flu from Yin. Is it true or she is just pulling my leg? If so you better take care. This swine virus is mutating constantly and maybe even Tamiflu can't work. I heard that a 20 year old girl died in malacca from swine flu. So pls do take care!

KATH : Tammieflu can't cure Tammie!~

YIN : Kath, dude you rhyme...! Nah, Tammie would be fine. She'd been living wif a swine aka Kevin for the pass 19 years. Her immuned system against some pathetic pig flu is excellent. =p
Ben, DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS SAMPAT GIRL ACTUALLY FEELS VERY HAPPY SHE GOT QUARANTINE!....
Apparently school > life for her.

BEN : Crap.and I thought I sympathize Tammie. Apparently she is happy instead. Did someone damage her head or something. *lol* And Yin that was a good one. You are so imaginative.

Based on Yin formula :
-Kevin = swine which is directly related to swine flu kevin = swine = swine flu
-Based on Kath formula tamiflu is less significant compared to Tammie life as tamiflu can't cure Tammie... Tamiflu < tammie life -Hence from here we can relate tamiflu with swine as swine is a vector for swine flu and the only way to cure it is by Tamiflu. Tamiflu = swine -Since Kevin= swine, hence Tamiflu = Kevin therefore Kevin < Tammie life or in otherwords there is a 95% chance that kevin life is more insignificant compared to Tammie life. -This only applies if the core theory of Kath and Yin is correct!

* Note : Spelling and grammatical error have been duly corrected for the purpose of this blogpost. Almost all the Man-glish have been harmed in the posting of this post.