Tuesday, May 24, 2011

.: Who's Your Daddy? :.

A 63 year old man, who is married to 17 wives (not sure the technicality of it, coz he’s only entitled to have four wives at any time), and a father to 90 – with two more due to be born this June, is planning to get married AGAIN! (read here for more)

Daad Mohammed Al Balushi, from United Arab Emirates', also has 50 grandchildren. His 17 wives, of various and different nationalities, live in separately luxury home, each with a car and housemaids. His entire family meets up weekly at his old home.

Now, I just have one question!

How does he do it?

I mean I thought most men thinks that one is ok, two – barely manageable, but 17 going on 18?

How does he cope which EACH and EVERYONE of them EVERY SINGLE NIGHT?

Imagine this scenario:
He goes to Wife 1’s house; there she will be, demanding his full concentration and she will most likely, you know, go on and on and on and on.
Then, at Wife 2’s house, the same thing – she will go on and on and on mercilessly!
By the time he’s exhausted from the two episode, thinking that he could rest at Wife 3’s house, *BAM!* no escape, and she will make sure that he is clung tightly, afterall, she probably haven’t seen him for a week (if he goes on a fair rotation)? Or two weeks? You can imagine how much she has hold back waiting for this very day for him to come? She will most likely even do it shamelessly in front of the children (and grandchildren!)

Can you imagine, the poor guy, for his age at that! You would think that he will be drained and would not want another wife! Well, credit goes to him I suppose; for his ‘capabilities’ of managing each and everyone of them well!

Man, but if it was me, I wouldn’t wanna deal with 18 nagging mother-in-laws!
(what were you thinking? *wink*)

Mother-in-law:  a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -Anon-
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. -Juvenal, Satires-


The Tame Lion said...

That's informative and witty!
Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed the visit. :)

Kathlynn said...

lol. thanks! :)

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!90 kids!!!!!! How can he divide his time! Not to be mean but I think with a man like him the viagra industry will never die!

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