Thursday, June 2, 2011

.: X-Men : First Class :.

Well, as a kid, I used to wish I had super powers. Sadly to say, after jumping down from a flight of stairs when I was about seven, I come to realize the hard way (when I say hard, I really mean *ouch!* hard) that I, unlike Superman, do not have the power to fly. 

But, I was not deterred. I mean obviously I was not that stupid to try 'flying' again, but I believe I was special and did possess superpower. 

And today, I had an ephihany and I believe that I have PSYCHIC POWERS! So I’m gonna try experimenting my super powers with a series of picture of X-Men : First Class and see if I can tell the whole movie storyline!

So Charles Xavier & Erik was sitting down for a game of chess.

Halfway, Charles had a vision.

Charles : Erik, I’m having visions.
Erik : Oh, really?

Charles : Yes, I see two people, a man and a woman. They are doing something.

Erik : Are they dating?

Charles, reading Erik’s mind, says “No no, not as how you are visualizing it. It’s a woman in a white catsuit and a man in a suit.

Erik: Like this? *visualizing*

Charles : No, they are not sitting down, they are standing up, in a Blue Room. Yes, yes a Blue Room like that!

Charles : Oh no, they created a FIRE Monster!

Erik: A FIRE Monster? Oh no, is the monster evil?

Charles : Yes, he is! And..... *gasp*

Charles : ...... he’s going to take over the world by burning Prince Alex! I can see it in my vision!

Erik: Oh no, we got to save the Prince! Hurry!

*Erik and Charles went to suit up*

Erik : Come on guys, I need your backup! Follow me, here this way!

But all his team mates just stood and watch!

Erik : Fine, I shall just have to kill Fire Monster myself!
*throws sand toward Fire Monster like a wimpy girl*

Erik : Die you monster! Die! Die! Die!

The Fire Monster, after he saw that ridiculous looking helmet that Erik was wearing, chuckled and laugh so hard, that when he gasped for air, he chocked on a fly and died.

And so, the world was saved, thanks to Erik! The End! :)

I just realized after writing this blog post that my only TWO super powers is that I’m SUPER CRAPPY & SUPER LAME! Lol!

But I love to be crappy & lame once in a while! Teehee!


am participating in the “X-Men Psychic Challenge” blogging contest, organised in conjunction with the launch of X-Men: First Class and Malaysia’s first Superheroes Fanfest @ Farenheit88. For more info, go to


aisyah De Cullen said...

HAHAHAHA!! What a fine entry! I seriously love how you connect all the pictures to make a story plot! A very hilarious one at that..good job! =D I really want to watch X-men! ^^

goingkookies said...

lol.. funny la u!!

for a moment.. u were on track and at the end.. ujust lost me with ur hilarious-ness! =p

Kathlynn said...

@aisyah - thanks! its a good movie, so its a must catch! :)

@kookies - lol, i jus release the crappiness in me, and im all inspired up! hahaha :) someone told me "half of my brain died reading your lame post in your blog -.-" so. yeah. lol.

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