On a random day, of a random conversation
Kath : Dear... When's the last time you gave me flowers?
JC : Oh, so you are now keeping records of that as well?
Kath : Well, yeah. Coz the bible says "love keeps no records of wrongs", but it doesn't say "love keeps no record of rights" so I am just recalling when was the last time you did something right by sending me flowers.
JC: Wow, I can't win with you, can I?